saw a seagull flying backwards against the wind on the way to work # When you ask for shaved ice, you expect to get a snow cone—the shavings—so, when you ask for a shaved cat, why don't you expect a hairball? # for those of you who are friends on Facebook, [...]

Look at him @ijustine, you know he's going to hog the bathroom…it'll end in a knife fight in reply to ijustine # Yipe!! RT @Alyssa_Milano OMG. Twitter Billboard Leads to Epic Fail [PIC] – http://bit.ly/8bbkFP (via @mashable) # Looking forward to brunch with [...]

Star Wars Facebook Status Updates http://bit.ly/7ffNfe # I feel like renting a movie on the AppleTV tonight…any recommendations? # Advice time again…I asked this before, but this time it's going to be a gift for someone: recommendations for a USB webcam for a Mac user. #